BLOOMING BITCHES PRESENTSHORSING AROUND 🐴✨ at River Haven Farm
An immersive retreat experience in connection, self-discovery, movement + joy.
10 women. 4.5 hours. Horses, nature, deep connection, reflection, lunch, channeling and a whole lot of joy. This is your invitation to step out of your everyday life for a few hours and into an experience designed to reconnect you with yourself, your body, your intuition, your joy — and each other.
We’re heading to an equestrian wellness centre for a very special Blooming Bitches experience.
And because we’re intentionally keeping this intimate, only 10 women will have a spot.
This isn’t a dance class.
It isn’t a workshop.
And it isn’t another thing you’re supposed to be “good” at.
It’s an experience.
A chance to slow down.
To get curious.
To connect.
To receive.
To play.
To feel.
And, of course, to bloom.
🐴 HORSE + HUMAN CONNECTION
Before we ask you to listen inward, we’re going to invite you to get out of your head.
You will be guided to step into the presence of the horses for an experiential encounter exploring presence, intuition, connection and what it feels like to take up space with clarity and intention.
Horses respond to what is happening in the moment. They invite us to slow down, pay attention, and become curious about the subtle things we often miss when we’re busy thinking our way through life.
You’ll have an opportunity to connect with the horses while exploring what comes up when you trust yourself enough to move toward it. There is nothing to accomplish and nothing to get right.
Just you, the horses, your own awareness, and a beautiful invitation to trust what you notice.
🔮 CHANNELING + INTUITIVE CONNECTION
I’ll facilitate a group channeled experience to help you connect with your own inner knowing and receive whatever messages are ready to come through.
This is a space to listen differently.
To yourself.
To your intuition.
To whatever might be asking for your attention.
🍽️ LUNCH + CONNECTION
We’ll share a nourishing lunch together, because obviously a Blooming Bitches retreat requires food.
This is also your time to connect, laugh, chat and simply enjoy being with other women in a beautiful setting.
💃 AND THEN…
We BLOOM.
We’ll finish the experience with Blooming Bitches Joy — movement, music, laughter and dancing.
No dance experience.
No choreography perfection.
No performing.
Just permission to get into your body, take up some space and remember what it feels like to move simply because it feels fucking good.
THIS EXPERIENCE IS FOR YOU IF…
You’re craving something that feels different from your everyday life.
You’re tired of constantly doing, managing, thinking and taking care of everyone else.
You want to reconnect with yourself in a deeper way.
You love the idea of horses, nature, movement, intuition and meaningful connection all in one experience.
You want a day that is both deep AND ridiculously fun.
You want to meet 9 other women who are also ready to step outside the ordinary for a little while.
And mostly…
You want to feel more like YOU.
THE DETAILS
📍 Location: River Haven Farm- 18681 McQuarrie Rd, Pitt Meadows, BC
🗓 Date: Sunday November 29th 2026
⏰ Time: 9:30AM – 2:00 PM
👯 Group size: Intentionally limited to 10 women
💰 Investment: $222
Your investment includes the complete retreat experience, equestrian wellness experience, facilitated journaling + reflection, group channeling, lunch, connection and a Blooming Bitches Joy dance experience.
Only 10 spots available.
Come as you are.
Leave with more of yourself.
